Everyday when I step into my bathroom it’s like entering a fantasy. Singing, winning imaginary arguements all that happens when I’m in shower. So let me tell you what I exactly do while in shower.
I’m a bathroom singer. It means that
Bathroom singing, also known as singing in the bathroom, singing in the bath, or singing in the shower, is a widespread phenomenon.
Many people sing in the bathroom because the hard wall surfaces, often tiles or wooden panels, and lack of soft furnishings, create an aurally pleasing acoustic environment.
I’ll tell you till now shower is the only place I ever sang to my hearts content. As you can see in the above picture, that’s exactly how I sing in the shower. Sometimes the soap slips out of my hand or sometimes it just goes into my mouth but that doesn’t matter anyway.
Winning imaginary conversations/arguements
I know some of you think this is weird but it’s actually not. Winning is one thing but there are also some fun things, while having a imaginary conversation it’s all upto your creativity. For example this last week this happened.
ME.1: Why did you eat the last sandwich?
ME.2: YOU WANT ANSWERS?
ME.1: I want the truth.
ME.2: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
ME.1: Did you eat the last sandwich?
ME.2: YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT, I DID.
Well in an heated arguement like this there are no winner, only people who eat sandwhich.
The Purpose Of Showering Is Not What You Think
We all go to the shower to get clean but that is not our true objective. showers are meant for imaginary arguing and singing. They are for imaginary smiting your imaginary enemies with a verbal alacrity that is…imaginary. To put it mildly: If you aren’t spending the majority of your shower time having an imaginary argument or singing some weird songs at the top of your lungs, then you are showering wrong.
Sometimes a bathroom can prove to be a good place to fight like in the Mission Impossible movie.
Now it’s upto you what you wish to do in the shower. I’m all about having fun everywhere I go.
So are you a bathroom singer or do you have imaginary arguements with yourself. Let me know in the comments.